Bumper Stickers…

A friend at work sent me these and I think they are GREAT…

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.

  • “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never
  • Solved Anything.”
  • ” U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”
  • ” U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”
  • “Stop Global Whining”
  • “When  In Doubt, Empty The Magazine”
  • Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify.
  • “The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed
  • Overnight”
  • “Death Smiles At Everyone – Marines Smile Back”
  • “Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
  • “What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?  A Little Recoil”
  • “Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their
  • Country Since 1775″
  • “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
  • “Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
  • “It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The
  • Meeting”
  • “Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar
  • Brawl”
  • “One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”
  • “My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
  • “Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”
  • “A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
  • “If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.  If You Can Read It In English,
  • Thank A Veteran”
  • “Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a
  • difference in the world.  But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don’t have that
  • problem.”  …Ronald Reagan

~ by Normanomicon on December 22, 2009.

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