Man arrested in Lancaster, charged with stealing 339 porn DVDs


Yeah, this guys has GOT to be pathetic.  Not only does he commit a crime, but to top it off, it’s PORN?  Over 300 DVD’s worth of porn.  This guy must have been planning one hell of a party.  Wonder how much time he had on his hands.  But I guess we now know how much time he’s going to have on his hands.  Look people, if you’re going to look at porn, look at it.  If you’re going to commit a crime, go ahead and be stupid.  But don’t do something that’s going to get you laughed at this bad.

Seen over at PennLive.com

LANCASTER, Pa. — A central Pennsylvania man is under arrest after police say he stole more than 300 pornographic DVDs from an adult bookstore.

Authorities say 43-year-old Jaye Ashby Gibson stole 339 DVDs worth more than $11,000 from Downtown Books in Lancaster.

Lt. Todd Umstead says officers responding to a burglary alarm found no sign of forced entry but surveillance footage from nearby cameras shows Gibson approaching the store empty handed and leaving the area with a large binder containing the DVDs on May 23.

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~ by Normanomicon on June 8, 2010.

 
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