Why I Don’t Do Yoga (via From my position)
WOW, this just about says it all.
Great read, and I’m sure you equate it to just about any of the yoga, zumba, dancing, spinning, etc classes out there. Head on over and read the whole thing.
Open door to yoga room. A gush of hot dry air rushes through and past me. It smells of breath, sweat and hot. Take spot on floor in back of room next to cute blonde. We will date.
I feel the need to be as near to naked as possible. This is a problem because of the hot blonde to my left and our pending courtship. She will not be pleased to learn that I need to lose 30 pounds before I propose to her.